LockedIN Magazine is going into 2017 and we are still looking for Answers!
As we turn the calendar over and begin 2017. we still have some questions that we want answered.
First off, Who Let The Dogs Out. I mean for real… someone has to know. then we want to know Where the Beef is? Someone has to be able to tell us Who to get to Sesame Street. We have been looking for Bert and Ernie for years.
How about why Dora is still lost and not using Google Maps. It’s 2017 almost. She needs a new cell phone. Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop. We normally get to 5 or 6 and then crunch it.
Why eggs are packaged in a flimsy paper carton, but batteries are secured in plastic that’s tough as nails… why “abbreviated” is such a long word; or why is there a D in ‘fridge’ but not in refrigerator… why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons.
Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections… and, why do you have to “put your two cents in” but it’s only a “penny for your thoughts” where’s that extra penny going to… why do The Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune.
Why did you just try to sing those two previous songs… and just what is Victoria’s secret? …and do you really think I am this witty??
I actually got this from a friend, who stole it from her brother’s girlfriend’s, uncle’s cousin’s, baby mamma’s doctor who lived next door to an old class mate’s mail man…Now it is your turn to take it from me…Peace!!
Copy and Paste, and enjoy your day!!